Celonis confuses talking about how much it cares about its people with actually caring about its people. CEOs always talk about how amazing we are and how important we are to the company's success.
And yet.
After raising 1 billion, the healthcare costs for my family more than doubled. While you brag about industry-leading gross margins.
Worst in class stock compensation by a country mile.
Most salaries and all benefits are below market for enterprise SaaS.
The worst part is the spin about all the above. No the stock comp is not more generous than industry standard. No my healthcare is not like Google's. Just stop spinning me.