Office hygiene? What’s that? Lunch is on the terrace—which doubles as a bird watching zone and triples as a mess hall. Tables and chairs haven’t seen a wipe since Independence Day.
No cleaning staff. If you drop a cookie today, it’ll still be waiting for you nextu week. #reunion
Hand dryer doesn’t work, tissues vanished mysteriously, so bring your own “cleaning kit” for the washroom.
Stationery: you have to buy your own
Laptop is older than your childhood dreams. Seriously, even a tortoise with a limp would be faster.
Policies depend on your stars and whom you’re friends with. For some, it's "Work From Wherever", for others it’s "Rules Are Rules".
