Innovative tech company flooded with offshore cash - Director of Intelligence TechLoaf Employee Review

1.0
22 Mar 2019
Recommend
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Pros

- Coffee is delivered each morning by mules from Tijuana (not necessarily animals, but could be if Carlos is out sick). - Ceiling is mostly finished being built. - No shoes or shirt required during mandatory showers. - Downstairs basement is haunted, but by a friendly ghost, so that's nice. - No working on weekends unless federal agents are swarming the building first thing Monday morning. - Lots of motivational posters. Upwards of 40,000. - The petty cash safe is stuck open, so there is a take a thousand leave a thousand policy. - The whole 4th floor marketing staff is made up of retired Hooters girls. Time has been kind to a few. - No security, but everyone is allowed a weapon of choice under 15 pounds.

Cons

- Working with Carl. - Tons of fraud. Like an unnecessary amount of fraud.

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5.0
20 Apr 2018
Anonymous employee
Recommend
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Pros

- Funny, motivated co-workers - Mission is exciting - Fist Fight Fridays are a blast - You can pick any email address you want - Had an awesome office dog before the incident

Cons

- They have not installed electricity. We plug our computers into a single, gas-powered generator that requires frequent re-fueling - There are no windows in the office yet (there are large, open spaces where windows should be), so it gets quite cold - Large birds of prey frequently land on my desk - A muscular Russian man shows up periodically to ask for rent money

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1.0
7 Jun 2019
Recommend
CEO approval
Business outlook

Pros

* Product was exactly what you wanted it to be * Incredible mission statement * World-class coworkers * Free food * Free gym * Commute reimbursement

Cons

* Product only nebulously defined and noone actually agreed on what it actually was * Free food consisted of just loose ice cream sporadically spread throughout the room * Also ice cream only came in pork chop flavour * Gym was generally sticky with ice cream * Also the bathrooms * The entire office was bright green and pink * They only reimbursed travel via our other product "Uber, but like, with bikes and also I guess scooters or something" (working name) * The AC was permanently broken and set at 80 degrees year round * May or may not have been a drug front

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