If you're a USC grad, congratulations—you’ve just discovered the secret club! The hiring team is on a strict Trojan-only diet. Non-Trojans, please enjoy your popcorn from the sidelines.
Cons
Complimentary work-induced stress served fresh daily.
A work-life balance that’s as elusive as a perfect sunset at the Coliseum—good luck finding it!
Enjoy your daily serving of “free mental torture” (side effects may include existential dread and spontaneous questioning of life choices).