Pros
24/7 Availability Training and Makes Future Jobs Look Amazing!
Even an average workplace will seem like a luxury upgrade afterward.
Cons
The office itself is located in a cramped residential building that somehow manages to be both tiny and permanently untidy. Space is so limited that comfort clearly never made it into the planning stage. Employees are expected to clock in on time like machines, but leaving on time? That depends entirely on whether someone decides to dump an “urgent” task on you five minutes before closing.
And once you’re at your desk, the expectation is simple: stay there. Need to step out for a call or take a breather? Absolutely not, my friend! Every minute is monitored so closely you’d think they were billing NASA for your time.
Hiring here is a continuous process, not because the company is growing, but because people keep escaping. Role clarity is another standout feature. Your job title means absolutely nothing. Whether you joined for one role or another, you’ll eventually become a copywriter, designer, strategist, photographer, editor, client servicer, account manager, analyst, therapist, and possibly electrician if required. Multi-tasking here isn’t a skill, it’s a survival requirement, rewarded generously with chillar in exchange.
And client servicing? Apparently, boundaries are illegal here. If a client messages at 2 AM, you’re expected to respond instantly. On leave? Still available. Family emergency? Keep checking the group chat. They proudly call this their “USP,” though most people would call it exploitation dressed as dedication.
Management deserves a special mention for consistently managing to not manage anything. Support is rare, structure is nonexistent, and leadership roles seem to rotate every few months based on favoritism. One day a person is Team Lead, next month Marketing Head, then suddenly CEO. A career path powered entirely by friendships and connections rather than skills or experience.
Leadership style mostly consists of calling employees into a cabin, shouting dramatically, banging tables for effect, and expecting silence in return. Professionalism clearly missed that meeting.
Office politics also deserves applause. Instead of solving issues professionally, there seems to be a strategy of collecting gossips, building mini fan clubs, and weaponizing personal information later. Niccolò Machiavelli would be proud!
As for HR, don’t expect solutions. Their golden advice: “Even if it’s not your fault, just say sorry. This will also help you in future” Conflict resolution has never been this lazyyyyyyy. When not dispensing wisdom, they appear deeply committed to screen time and snack management, while the same person may appear at your desk to ban eating during work.
An Office So Bad, Even Stress Resigned And The Only Thing Creative Here Is the Chaos!
Overall, if you enjoy dysfunction, emotional exhaustion, and wearing seven hats for one pay check, this might just be your dream destination.