The IT department at Clayco, specifically, is a great place to work too, assuming you’ve ever watched an episode of The Handmaid's Tale and said to yourself, “Gilead has the kind of corporate culture I’ve been searching for my entire life; sign me up!” The CIO is a former high-ranking official at Follett Corporation, from which she departed unceremoniously, with an outrageously low approval-rating, as evidenced by her Glassdoor reviews during her tenure. Shunned from the private sector, she resorted to government employment, the undisputed cradle of creativity and technological innovation. Through a political connection, she became the CIO of Cook County, Illinois, where she earned exclusively negative (and some outright scathing) reviews on Glassdoor. She brought her utter incompetence and flair for unprofessionalism to Clayco last year, when she rudely burst onto the scene in the most unwelcome, uncouth, and unapologetic manner imaginable. She has directly encouraged the resignation of more Clayco IT personnel than she can possibly count on both hands and feet, so she has stopped counting, due to her inability to perform four-function arithmetic with numbers higher than twenty.
