Pros
Pros: You’ll gain enough transferable skills to qualify for 14 different jobs simultaneously. Strong character development through adversity. Excellent preparation for surviving societal collapse.
Cons
Working here is truly a once-in-a-lifetime experience because no functioning adult would willingly do it twice. This company has mastered the art of corporate gaslighting at a level that should honestly be studied academically. Every monthly all-hands meeting feels like watching a motivational TED Talk filmed on the deck of the Titanic. Leadership proudly announces how “phenomenal” the company is doing while employees silently calculate whether a 0% merit increase technically qualifies as a hostage situation. The best part is being told you are “so valued” immediately before learning your reward for exceeding goals is… absolutely nothing. Unless you’re a top performer, in which case congratulations on your life-changing 2% increase. Truly exciting stuff in an economy where eggs cost the same as a used Honda Civic. The company also runs on a fascinating business model where employees are voluntold into doing management’s actual jobs. Want to create training materials? Congratulations, you now ARE Learning & Development. Want to update policies? Surprise, you’re Legal now too. Good at your job? Perfect — train six new hires while simultaneously maintaining your metrics because apparently middle management is participating in an experimental silent retreat. There is zero consistency anywhere. Policies change depending on: the department the manager the phase of the moon whether Mercury is in retrograde who leadership had coffee with that morning Calling the organization structure “the Wild West” would actually insult the Wild West, because at least cowboys had some understanding of territory and leadership. Morale is currently somewhere between “post-apocalyptic wasteland” and “group project where nobody answered the email.” Employees leave constantly, but don’t worry — leadership has a very sustainable retention strategy: fresh blood and motivational LinkedIn posts. The remote culture is also incredible. Nothing builds camaraderie quite like sitting alone in your house being told to “do more with less” by someone whose primary skill appears to be forwarding Slack messages with the phrase “circling back.”